Now you know when you rent a movie like Piranha, I hope you realise it's not Oscar material. This movie gives every adolescent kid a wet dream. It's got lots and lots of naked girls, death (interesting ones as well), and more girls. The movie starts off with Richard Dreyfuss fishing and drinking and he happens to drop a beer bottle into the ocean which in turn, starts a seismic underwater earthquake that releases all these damn Piranha (Corny). Then there's this dorky kid named Jake (played by legend Steve McQueen's grandson Steven R. McQueen) whose in love with this girl Kellie (Jessica Szcohr), who obviously also likes him but is hanging out with a cooler guy. Then by chance he meets this really hot chick (Kelly Brook) who happens to be a porn star and gets a job with the director (Jerry O'Connell). Then the kid is screwed as he tries to save someone and they get stuck in the ocean on their boat with tons of Piranhas trying to kill them. The one scene that is a classic for the horror genre is the the Piranha eating the penis scene and spits it back out because it obviously wasn't tasty enough. I won't give away the rest of the movie, but if you want a laugh, then check this out. The movie also stars Ving Rhames (Pulp Fiction), Elisabeth Shue (The Karate Kid), Eli Roth (Inglorious Basterds) makes an appearance, Christopher Lloyd (Back To The Future), and Adam Scott (Step Brothers) as far as the big names are concerned. I give the movie a C+ based on it's comedic value cause it's so corny it's funny.
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